Groove Report
Let me preface this report by saying we had too many Mai Tais and never ate dinner. The results are below1. Please refrain from removing all clothes at the bar or on the dance floor tonight
No problems here
2. Please refrain from picking up bands, whole groups of office mates, circus performers, taxi drivers, chefs, Italians, and Rugby teams - No, wait, scratch that - Rugby teams are OK. Yum ee.
She Met up with an Italian - but nothing happened...as far as I know...
3. Before kissing, please, at least, find out the guy's name.
YA YA
4. Getting your groove back doesn't necessarily require a body lock with a man in his early 20's (doesn't hurt though)
Would have been so good
5. The VP Of Groove Assistance is allowed to kiss her cutie pie if she should happen to run in to him over the course of the evening
Mission Accomplished - Cutie Pie was really sexy that night
6. Shooters are a required element of the evening - Mission not accomplished without shooters (Sex on the beach, Kamikaze, Sweet Tart, Lemon Drops, Tequila etc.)
We didn't have shooters. I think the Mai Tais made up for it though. You know, Mai Tais are Trader Vic's (Polynesian-style restaurant chain) contribution to the world. They pack a pretty severe wallop. Double vision.
7.Under no circumstances are we to visit Fritland
We were there by 11 PM. Lara had a cone of frites with a slop of sauce Andalouse (I held out for a food free evening though - very unwise)
8. Try something new - another required element of the Groove Mission
We went dancing in a Salvadoran restaurant - it was really fun. A bit on the seedy side, but totally different and interesting.
Hey, it was an OK night - but I don't think we lit the world on fire - could have been the Mai Tai's....
posted by Brussels Confidential @ 8:48 AM
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